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The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. Girl: "Nah, Barbie FAKES it with Ken, she comes with GI Joe. Baby owl see you later at my place. Responsible dialogue, on the other hand, takes great skill, energy, intelligence, and insight.

Roy from Granbania, MaThis song's metaphors are quite funny I maybe we should just leave it at that unless we're gonna talk more about the music. Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest (you wear an accordion, a musical instrument, colloquial name is a "Squuezebox" it has a strap that goes around your neck to support it, worn on top of the chest) And when daddy comes home he never gets no rest (it can be played loudly) Cause she's playing all night and the music is all right, (She's loves this instrument so much, she is playing it constantly, disturbing everyone's sleep. When I saw them play this live in 1975, Pete and Roger rocked their hips back and forth during the "in and out" part leaving no doubt as to the meaning! Ken from Louisville, KyI always had the impression that Pete Townshend just wanted to write a funny little pop tune, as a break from the rock operas and "statement" songs (like "Won't Get Fooled Again") the group had been doing. We're havin' a ball! The song's lyrical content means just what it means, it's about the mom playing an accordian. 1993 R&B hit with the lyric Keep playin that song all night Answer: HEYMRDJ. While I never stopped (until now) to probe the meaning of the metaphor, it was always pretty obvious to me that this tune is about either sex or masturbation. Lyrics for Squeeze Box by The Who - Songfacts. Why must you always think songs must have subliminal and secret messages? Paul from Syracuse, NySqueeze Box is a song with dual meaning. Now it feels like it could be romance. She squeezes them, in and out! Let the music let you reverse on, yeah.

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Can anyone think of another one so that we will be able to name three? Very similar to the way a harmonica works, except of course you don't inhale or exhale through it with your mouth, and a squeezebox has a more dynamic range than a single harmonica. Listen to the lyrics with an open mind and re-judge. Mark from Cincinnati, OhGet a grip people. That's the pure genius Pete Townshend is. Hey, Mr. Dj (keep Playin' This Song) [radio Mix] Lyrics by Backstreet Boys. Sonnesun from UkIt's just a shame that the line wasn't "Mama's got a Squeeze box she wears NEAR her chest" to save confusion and debate.

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Shana from Pembroke, Canadalol i heard this song when i was young and never really understood it unitl i got into the who and ive been tryin to figure it out since then, it is a good song tho. And second of all, why does SHE go in and out and in and out??? Forever and ever and ever! Ty from Phillipston, Mait is obviosly about intercourse. Lyric keep playin that song all night long lionel richie. One of the greatest bands in rock history. Unless a squeeze box is also slang for breasts. Janet from Philedelphia, PaWHen I was little i listened to this song all the time! A double entendre doesn't need to hit you over the head. Pete wanted to touch on teenage pin-up pictures and masturbation, so why would he hestitate to write about the the woman's gloryparts?

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Worn on Momma's chest, with the fruits of life revealed herein as she, "the Squeeze Box" goes in and out and in and out and in. Mike from Wichita, Ksstarted listening to the who in 1969, best group of leads to ever strike a note. Tom from Trowbridge, EnglandI always thought this was about a vibrator, not a vagina. Cole from Nyc, Ny"Get a grip people.

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Jade from Amory, MsOk those of you who think this is about sex, is only because haven't experience with the accordion. She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out. Since he thinks dad was talking about the accordion he goes around telling people that "Mama's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night. " Or, i can just pretend that it's about an accordion. Lyric keep playin that song all night fever. Audio||Description|. Papa got mad because mama won't stop that thing. Although you are spot-on with the innocent analogy with it, there's also the deliberately obvious sexual undertrones to it also. There are quite a few Townshend songs in this tradition. Gonna play 'til our worries are go-oo-one.

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CHORUS: Oh, she big fat mama, won't you stop that thing? There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street. Kim seems to have it right. It may not be their greatest, but, to me, it shows that their the same band. They added t=that she wears it on her chest so they could get away with writing it. Heather from Los Angeles, CaThe banjo in this song makes the tune. Freddy & Friends Songs | Five Nights at Freddy's Wiki | Fandom. This is The Who we're talking about. It also extends some of the songs further, as the songs for episodes two and four have Freddy continue to repeat "Forever and ever and ever! " Colorod0 from ColoradoStop That Thing - Sleepy John Estes Self-accompanied, with Hammie Nixon, harmonica and possible unknown second guitarist. It's so obvious that it's talking about breasts, especially the tone of the in and out part. In the construct of this song, the squeeze box would certainly appear to be an "albatross" of some sort. Jim from Philadelphia, PaGet your minds out of the gutter. I agree that this song is bluegrass and came out before The Who did it. And "The Music's Alright" Well, I don't want to be cocky, but people tend to tell me I'm quite good at guitar/singing.

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As we keep on dancing. But since then I have listened to "pictures of lily". Here's a clue - there's two of them. Stefanie from Rock Hill, ScListen to the song Jim. I can picture his dad making a joke about mamma's "squeezebox" that the child overhears and takes literally. Lyric keep playin that song all night lights. It's up to the listener. " Now I went upstairs to sleep a little bit Went back to sleep a little more The old bed fell down I had to sleep in the floor Now Papa got mad, mama won't stop that thing. I mean, the vagina is near enough, not too far away from it.

"the kids don't eat and the dog don't sleep, there's no escape from the music in the whole damn street" is from all the noise mama makes (for obvios reasons. Plus the accordion is played near to the chest also for the perfect double-entendre. So I will just take it as a slight lyrical misfire. In truth most people would agree with David from Lubbock, Texas, as quoted in Songfacts.

I explained to my sons that a squeezebox is a small accordion and left it at that. Ok, these lyrics are slighttly about sex. You all are doing exactly as he wanted you to. "Momma's got a squeezebox she wears on HER CHEST" how do you wear a vagina on your chest. Mitch Hoppman from East Dubuque, Ilbut in the song it says she wears the squeeze box on her chest. But eventually end that with "Let's go! Maybe I'll become a Who fan now! So, what does mama actually wear on her chest? Vincent from St. Davids, EnglandIam still a Virgin, (Iam only 16!

All short songs last for only 15 seconds, with same melody but different lyrics. Amazingly recorded by The Who to my disbelief. Might even be wearing it sideways, on end on hers, one end getting compressed by his, if you have to be technical. Skinny mama, won't you do that thing? To argue Townsends lyrical intent is pointless without factoring the bands musical accompanyment. Mr. DJ play it, play it, play it for me DJ. Wonderful song and concept, no matter the origin. The polka-esque rhythm I managed to produce from it brought forth this song. Kim seems to have it right....... Kim from Calgary, CanadaThis song reminds me of a child's interpretation of adult humor. Nicoletta from Bronx, Nyi always laugh out loud when i hear this song, it's an impulse, i guess lol. Hum - a "squeeze box"! Rock from Chicago, IlThis song was was out before the Who made it popular.

Or you can take another common, although more ambivalent interpretation, like Ian from Tiverton, United Kingdom. We're rockin' and rollin', our friends are all here. Mason from San Antonio, Txi know, this song is so hilarious! Clayton from Blount County, AlWell if Momma has large breasts then yeah she could have a squeeze box (vagina) on her chest... Stefanie Magura from Rock Hill, ScWhat an odd song! Those are just a few examples. In and out of sleep because she cant stay awake "She" doesn't say squeeze me "she goes squeeze me, come and squeeze me, come on and tease my like you do, I'm so in love with you. "